Our Founder - Balthazar McSplainit

Prophet, Philanthropist, and Purveyor of Puns

Balthazar McSplainit, the founder of this esteemed organization, is a man of many talents. He is a master of the ancient arts, a sage of the modern world, and a wielder of the mighty pen of wit.

When he is not busy predicting the future, Balthazar can often be found:

  1. Basking in the adoration of his fans
  2. Guiding the unwary through the wilderness of innovation
  3. Telling it like it is, and also like it isn't

His Prophetic Predictions

In his spare time, Balthazar enjoys sharing his thoughts on the future with the world. Here are some of his most famous predictions:

Our Founder's Favorite Things

Balthazar is a man of simple tastes, but refined sensibilities. He enjoys: